You were trapped inside a children’s exhibit called “You Just Signed Ryan Howard To An Extension”.

Go straight to heavyweight. Nothing left for him to do at light heavyweight.

You lost me at squatting 250 lbs at 7 years old.

Can we assume that Livan Hernandez was one of the guys he went with?

Regional alcoholism + sad football = glorious fun

Dee-troit Don is the truth.

Bro-ness can evolve to allow dark rimmed glasses, but you’ll have to pry the backwards fitted baseball hat from it’s cold dead hands.

*shakes fist at lazy summer cloud*

Agreed. They aren’t really all that light weight. More like wearing nice little sofas on your feet. And not cheap at $160. I always get the prior year’s model for $90-100.

Agreed. They aren’t really all that light weight. More like wearing nice little sofas on your feet. And not cheap at…

Not nearly as harmful as a Temple education, though.

Some days, there just isn’t enough clean kicker pee to distribute to all the position players.

Too much hangover, even on his hat brim.

He’s never had a lot of self ctrl.

The Fisher Swing

Have you even seen Tony Wroten play?

Maddux had great late movement on his pitches. Please put Barry Zito in his place.

Not in a million years would I have expected a slap attempt on Roy Hibbert to miss high.

*punches laptop screen*

-> Attempt to trade your aging underperforming resume for top prospects.

I recently learned that Clemson was in SC. Had no idea previously.