If you like white people, just watch Villanova/Lafayette and root for everyone.

Nothing more disappointing than a watery stout. Get your sh*t together, New York State stouts.

*head explodes from years of repressed anger and a few weeks of wacky trades*

Well, at least they have succeeded in their main goal to become NYC's college team... right?

I thought that rebranding was a Dr. Daryl Gross initiative. Along with making the football team horrific, retiring numbers at random and inviting better football programs to pummel them at "home" in the Meadowlands.

I can't agree with this enough. It took me 5 times longer to scrape off the bad "no tape" caulk job that I did than it did to redo it crisply and cleanly with tape this past weekend.

Dear sports media,

A. Giannis. Because of that split second after he has gone into his spin where Pondexter is still looking for him where he used to be. Most defensive possessions end with Kosta Koufos on the ground any way.

He's just a big happy golden retriever of a man.

Are those Andrew Bynum's crutches?

Former NFL defensive end Will Smith was roughly his current size when we were both in 8th grade. He dunked on me twice.

It was a great dunk and that's an amazing photo. But... it does matter that they lost by thirty-seven. Not 10 or 20 or even 30.

Highlight truther.

It's like Andrea Bargnani's defense in fast forward.

I'm not, but my body tells me it is via crushing hangovers.

Stouts: sometimes you need a vacation from tongue scorching hops.

Because 76ers.

Another way to think of it is that "too useful" people should be encouraged and rewarded for their versatility.

well... (closes browser)

"boy or girl?"