"Stay strong, brother. "

Ahem.

I believe it was Eminem who Relapsed in 2009, not Hamilton.

Because people that like that album still have flip phones.

"We would like to make less money, in favor of improved conditions for our workers."

In Kobe's defense (words I never thought I would say), being 14-41 is the basketball equivalent of a gruesome car crash.

Perd and Jean-Ralphio rank so high not because they were great characters, but because they were used in small, smart doses.

...a new brighter orange color provides fans an added level of protection as they amble drunkenly about our dying town in the middle of the night.

(books next flight to Riverdale)

Melvins, ranked:

They were shopping Carter-Williams all off-season. The plan was to flip him for "assets" all along. And McDaniels could be back with them for the rebuilding (they don't)they could just outbid the Rockets for him in a few months.

I also think that MCW is going to be an abrasive, toxic coach.

(looks around sheepishly, afraid to type the joke that just popped into my head)

Always loved this Sparky story:

Who would play Merril Hoge's tie knot?

What about maximalist punting shoes? Raysism?

-Johnny Knoxville, pitching the Ringer

He'll be like Bob Knight with more forced rear entry.

5/19/2011: Rockies legend Jason Giambi cranks 3 HRs in the first 5 innings. Umpire Ed Rapuano rings him up looking on a ball a foot outside the zone in his next atbat. In his final atbat, he whiffs on three straight JC Romero fastballs. No love letters to Jason Giambi were penned. Yet. Give me 12 more years.

(mouse hovers curiously, yet fearfully over the hornblasters.com link)