Where does getting hit by a car rank amongst your train horns?

He looks bored after he's done. Like a guy that's bored with fucking supermodels.

Nice face guarding, Tink.

Just for the record, I also am down to fight most people that I am much larger than.

Brilliant.

That box score leaves me wondering why Tree Rollins got T-ed up.

The original ending included the kid hollowing out the stump and using it as a toilet.

I am okay with the theme of "Guess How Much I Love You", it's having to say "nutbrown hare" 50 times in 3 minutes that is awful.

"The designated hitter."

Is allowing goalies to jump way off the line early the equivalent of the NBA turning a blind eye to traveling?

Brow-er Power.

Isn't capital C Chaos an old luchador?

*points to "New Era Pinstripe Bowl Participant" patch on their weathered jean jackets*

Govt: we prevent chaos so that there is a stable environment for capitalism.

More like UNNECESSARY BUFFNESS, amiright?

Floaters over Tyson Chandler > garbage time threes

Capitalism: I'll share when it benefits me.

44 straight Tongan National Championships!

Correction: Jerry Jones is the dented-can store Jerry Jones.

Drinking Genny Cream Ale in a rust belt upstate NY bar is as close as we'll ever get to living in the 70's.