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Aren't we all though? AREN'T WE ALL!?!

True Hawks fans were hoping he drew up the final play for Korver.

How does Craig Ferguson fit into all of this?

"At this point, Sports Illustrated's Peter King can't speak when NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is drinking a glass of water."

"give me a Minute, Man."

I think you are accusing auto correct with confusion.

It is. But only because RogerCedenyanni and TsuyushiShinyanni were taken.

I think you are accusing HOT TAKES with analysis.

Life imitates art. A player who intentionally says/does things to arouse Hot Take now has a genuine life situation that has the Hot Take army dipping their Hot Take quills in gasoline.

Agreed. I enjoy the rage. And he kinda has a point. Selling cars has to be miserable.

Dachshunds are the biggest a-hole dog breed.

The league needs reporters to keep it in the news cycle 24/7/365. How convenient that a Super Bowl with no interesting subplots just happened to have a silly equipment scandal appear to feed the HOT TAKES for the two weeks leading up to it.

I disagree. He's just suffering from a chronic case of NATITUDE. It flares up at the worst times.

Welcome to the world of Marcus Hayes. Serving up steaming piles of journalistic crap since 1990.

I feel like minor league baseball is one of the last frontiers where it's okay to unapologetically and inexpensively get many people drunk in new and creative ways.

Jimmy McNulty would never let this case go cold.

It's important to note that this was done in the face of the reigning NBA defensive player of the year.

Not Mo Cheeks.

Over used in career articles: "brand"