Brow-er Power.

Isn't capital C Chaos an old luchador?

*points to "New Era Pinstripe Bowl Participant" patch on their weathered jean jackets*

Govt: we prevent chaos so that there is a stable environment for capitalism.

More like UNNECESSARY BUFFNESS, amiright?

Floaters over Tyson Chandler > garbage time threes

Capitalism: I'll share when it benefits me.

44 straight Tongan National Championships!

D.B. Cooper or GTFO.

Correction: Jerry Jones is the dented-can store Jerry Jones.

Drinking Genny Cream Ale in a rust belt upstate NY bar is as close as we'll ever get to living in the 70's.

Despicable G

Aren't we all though? AREN'T WE ALL!?!

True Hawks fans were hoping he drew up the final play for Korver.

How does Craig Ferguson fit into all of this?

"At this point, Sports Illustrated's Peter King can't speak when NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is drinking a glass of water."

"give me a Minute, Man."

I think you are accusing auto correct with confusion.

It is. But only because RogerCedenyanni and TsuyushiShinyanni were taken.

I think you are accusing HOT TAKES with analysis.