Life imitates art. A player who intentionally says/does things to arouse Hot Take now has a genuine life situation that has the Hot Take army dipping their Hot Take quills in gasoline.

Agreed. I enjoy the rage. And he kinda has a point. Selling cars has to be miserable.

Dachshunds are the biggest a-hole dog breed.

The league needs reporters to keep it in the news cycle 24/7/365. How convenient that a Super Bowl with no interesting subplots just happened to have a silly equipment scandal appear to feed the HOT TAKES for the two weeks leading up to it.

I disagree. He's just suffering from a chronic case of NATITUDE. It flares up at the worst times.

Welcome to the world of Marcus Hayes. Serving up steaming piles of journalistic crap since 1990.

I feel like minor league baseball is one of the last frontiers where it's okay to unapologetically and inexpensively get many people drunk in new and creative ways.

Jimmy McNulty would never let this case go cold.

It's important to note that this was done in the face of the reigning NBA defensive player of the year.

Not Mo Cheeks.

Over used in career articles: "brand"

Sounds like my kinda party.

More like blocked shot truthers. 95% of blocks are not of the "I'm gonna throw this into the 5th row" variety. Those who argue otherwise fall into two categories:

Alternate headline: Frank Beamer stares into the abyss, decides to have another spoonful of cola.

Unbreakable is the best superhero movie ever made. Unless you consider Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves a superhero movie, of course.

Give the man a break. I also find it tough to identify an impressive highlight if it hasn't been overdubbed with a Jim Ross sound clip.

The real obliteration last night was Westbrook blowing past Wall several times down the stretch.

They can't pay Roger Goodell enough for the job he does keeping the league in the news 24/7/365 with mini-scandals. If this wasn't being puffed up, no one would give a crap about the NFL until about next friday afternoon.

TAKES ON THE TAKES! It's like watching a snake eat its self.

Is it possible that North Korea has just as many lights, but they are just blocked by the dead bodies of the millions that have starved to death under their savage dictators?