Yawn. T.O. did it better.

Burneko is crushing it in 2014. Give him an approving nod for me when you see him.

The best Apple lines are located near a nice glass of Knob Creek (R) Bourbon.

Not a lot of employed Baltimore fans, is there?

Is there any Knob Creek (R) Bourbon there?

The picture of Jim Brown on roller skates should be a mandatory part of all articles about him.

I thought budget-conscious drinkers in PA went with Lionshead.

You try typing calmly while black lung eats away at your insides.

It's not magical, but it's above average for it's role in PA bars. It's often the cheapest beer and on special. The main downfall of Yuengling is that it must go to sh*t quickly in bottles. Usually of fair quality on tap, it's crappy half the time I've had it in bottle form.

Including the 15 yards behind the line?

Even more interesting: the spectacularly bad throw, even for a punter.

Peanuts compared to the HALF BILLION dollars that the city and state are giving to the Vikings.

Nissan Rogue-ish.

Theorem: a beer's crushability must match that of the accompanying meal.

Every pitcher's arm twists like that.

Nnamdi!

I prefer to think it was just a slow, poorly executed judo throw.

Check his neck for pine tar!!!

To be fair, he is a serial human beater.

This is good writing about swing mechanics. Thanks. And thank you for not trying to relate it to Ray Rice.