I feel like BIG SALT is behind this smear campaign.

So he Bargnani-ed?

BREAKING: this revelation did not make Janay Rice more unconscious.

Hopefully it's further than they were able to punt this scandal.

If you don't want your pay to be up to the discretion of the general public (many of whom are cheap a-holes)... then don't leave your pay up to the discretion of the general public.

Can I talk to you about theory on NBA concession sales, Mr. Levenson?

only the incremental insurance is a cost of ownership?

How dare you talk beer after the video of that vicious attack is released? My heart goes out to Spencer Lanning and his family.

*Roger Goodell sneaks into your bedroom, stabs a syringe into your brain stem and replaces all your bad NFL thoughts with their Make-A-Wish foundation highlight reel*

Obviously - they always upgrade to the souvenir soda cup.

both!
*points to pringles can in pants*

YAWN

The rumored raycist remark was "Unlikely to punt a football more than 20 yards."

Camo, bro. That giant bulging rectangular cargo pocket just blended into the jungle.

You'd be surprised what you can smuggle through security in camo cargo shorts.

Rocca rocks him. An when I say "rock", I mean fell on top of him as he lost his footing.

Is deez nuts ever a bad answer? Does Dez Bryant go for the pun and drop an "e" from deez?

Far enough to get a cup of coffee with the Raiders, but not far enough to have a judge rule that the only plausible reason a team would turn away your punting abilities for a far cheaper option is because of his stance on marriage.

Almost everywhere, Steelers and Cowboys are in the top 5 favorite teams. So it's interesting to see that they become the most popular team in areas where two local teams split the fans (FL, northern TN).

He has dirt on the Giles family.