More ouch: the block or the ankle breaking juke?

Photography 101: how distance from the camera changes the relative size of your subject.

Two Bud Light cans for dessert?

Under threat of military execution?

In his defense, the best BYU would include coke and free TVs

This happened. And it was wrong.

On brewery tours: i generally don't give a crap how it's made or what the factory looks like, but you can't beat fresh beer. Even crappy swill (like Utica Club) doesn't taste awful when poured fresh from the source.

Really? A 5 year old would have been tuned into sports labor strife?

Second from last, as always.

draft title: Jenn Simpson wins race, eats it.

So will the NFL player's legal strategy to be delay a verdict until the offseason? Or expedite it if you're 1-7?

Ah yes, a little good ol' fashioned paternal slut shaming.

To me, he'll forever by known as the guy from Rutgers that actually was an NFL caliber player.

Will go great with Maryland's new UNDER ARMOR crab-themed uniforms for senior night.

The language is somewhat vague about when the suspension will take effect. It mentions an evaluation when charged with the crime. Will there be a mini-NFL court at that time to determine how guilty they sound based on the charges?

After a few years of turning the hops volume dial to 11, I need to tone it down a bit and this is the perfect beer to do so.

Not a long one, though. Just into the short porch in right.

I believe they call their currency "pucks".

I generally try to shy away from seasonal beers toward the end of their run. The freshness just isn't there anymore.

Your airline ticket also includes the right to rip as many awful farts as you want.