You’re telling me fans would rather you lose and put a worse player out there...

If CK is good enough to compete for the starting position, the team’s probably a shitpile anyway. I swear, I think “Distraction” is like the Family Circus’ “Not Me” gremlin, a non-existent phenomenon meant as a diversionary tactic.

I think the fact that he does not know or even care who the QB of the Jets is his exact point.

You think Hackenberg is sad or happy he wasn’t mentioned?

I really just cannot understand his pants. It’s one thing to be obese or merely overweight but he would appear far better if he would just wear his waist much lower and at a downward angle, letting his belly hang as needed. He looks like a cartoon character and larger than most people of similar size.

He chased them with queso!

Well he had to punch down at someone because lord knows punching up isn’t his forte.

Sure, it’s a free country, and a man has a right to say anything he chooses. But there’s not a jury in America that would have convicted that guy had he decked Christie.. even had he suckered punched him doing it.

Define “chase.”

He ignored the guy three times but it finally got to be too much. This won’t be the last time he would’ve been better opting for a quadruple bypass.

She looks like the Les Miserables girl, which let’s face it, is a little too on the nose.

Those microwaves are going to be starting at QB soon.

“Jimmy Haslam? The guy who had to write a billion dollar check to the government to stay out of jail? Yeah, fill out the application.”

As a 54 year old Browns fan I can assure you the entire Browns franchise is fake news...

Seriously, if someone told me this was a screenshot from The Road I’d believe them without hesitation.

The difference between that one and this one is that the Brown’s kid already has a 1000 yd stare. They’re already numb to pain and resigned to the fact that their team will always suck. The Atlanta kid had hope, the Browns kid’s hope died before they were born.

Spergon Wynn is not a real person! Thad Lewis? Fake news!

They added/bragged that their owner, Jimmy Haslem, was owner of the Browns to further bolster their case for not filling out the application.

My company does business with Pilot Flying J. We asked them to complete a credit application as we were selling them several microwaves to their stores and they are notoriously slow about paying their invoices. They balked at the idea, saying that they were a large corporation with billions in revenue and shouldn’t…