God bless her.

So where’s the FBI safehouse on that map?  Sorry, the Pepsi™ FBI Safehouse.

Just the wording in the commercial, even, is fishy. I looked at my wife and said “Oh sure, who sponsored those surveys?”

Cox had ONE job - stuff it in the hole!!  And he BLEW IT!  It can’t be that hard!  Just explode when you’re ready! 

And this dude didn’t have a demo CD, or push gigs his band was playing? I think anyone who’s ever been in a band and/or tried to do some professional recording appreciates what is involved. I try to support local musicians because I’ve been there and I think it’s important.   Indifference and apathy are infinitely…

I think we bought our “big” tv (48") 4 years ago, so we just missed the 4k revolution. I don’t think 4k was common when we bought it. And our first flatscreen, a 32" 1080P is still going strong, so until one of those breaks there’s zero chance I can convince the wife that we need another TV.

And I do, which I why I switched to Playstation Vue.  Not perfect by any means, but more affordable.

This is why I stopped getting DVDs from Netflix: it seemed like every other one wouldn’t play, or came cracked in the mail.

ESPN: “The only scandal will be how AWESOME this is, dude!!!”

“...College football gave us the phrase All-American, and other words and expressions that have enriched the American lexicon — quarterback, fight song, sideline, cheerleader, tailgate, redshirt, Hail Mary (the play, not the prayer) — on the field and off....”

No shit.  The first time I saw that stupid thing all I could think of was the poor fans stuck behind it.  That’s excellent fan service - paying top dollar for tickets only to get stuck behind a broadcast contrivance.

But that was just good-natured horseplay and she was such a bitch. Just ask any of the Mannings or their army of defenders.

Oh, we’re gonna hear so much about his “pocket presence” leading up to the draft.

Right, exactly. If someone busted out their Nazi swag my first impulse would NOT be to put it on and pretend to be Hitler. Because it’s not funny or fun or anything but awful.

Walk Hard: one of the best comedies of all time.

I was involved in my only test screening probably 20 years ago for a throw-away revenge thriller with stars I can’t recall at this moment. I’m not sure it was ever released.

I now walk around with my hat held across my heart just in case someone breaks into a spontaneous anthem...or the Blue Angels happen to fly over.

Hey dude, those without filthy culverts can cast the first stone.

Mishmash Standards ain’t what they used to be!

Dude, I’m sure numerous focus groups proved that kids these days aren’t impressed by a mere trident. We’re just lucky they stopped at five...