I’m sure the unpaid interns will be happy to shill for Starbucks as much as King does.

Also the name of the MMQB porn parody.

Right - I think this is a pretty reasonable approximation. There are only so many big money deals that teams can sign, and every year there are somewhere around - 300? 400? I don’t know - college free agents coming into the league either through the draft or undrafted and signed after.

Well, c’mon - are all the twats supposed to be happy about being twats?

I love John Mulaney. I’ve watched all of his specials multiple times. He’s hilarious. I just wanted to say this because I think he’s that good.

Hey!

This is really good. Now, I’m just spitballing here: can we require the fat guy to be wearing a diaper?

I’m assuming the cool players will wear sunglasses while playing.

More likely: some kind of minor league partnership with the NFL, which it really needs. The NFL can afford it. Tag it with some kind of NFL association and it boosts cache, etc.

Right! Well, I guess in my cynicism I was assuming that they were making that connection, or implying it. It’s right under the picture, so I read it as a sort of wishful-thinking, winking “Oh, if only we COULD whiten everyone the world would be a better place, no?” kind of thing.

I can’t fathom anyone not having at least a basic understanding of cultural awareness & sensitivity in this day and age. I know I’m projecting here, but I picture them living in a bubble where lots of people complain about how “they can’t say anything anymore because of political correctness”.

I have to believe any woman who supports Trump and the crazier elements of the Right must firmly believe that women are meant to be subordinate to men. Cuz, you know, the bible or something.

Well, you know, when she’s not MMA fighting and training to be an astronaut.

I have a friend from high school who’s openly gay and is a mid-level GOP operative and hardcore Right Winger. I don’t get it at all.

Wait...from Canada, or did he totally meet her at summer camp?

Maureen always makes that killer mac & cheese for the Holiday party potluck.

I don’t agree that “consumer-facing national business[es] in America” lean slightly left. American corporations lean heavily toward every ha’penny of profit they can squeeze from the economy.

This is such a common thing. I usually at the very least like to wash my hands before eating - crazy, I know. It seems to me that Starbucks in general could solve a lot of this utter bullshit if they’d just stop obsessing over people using the restroom who may or may not buy something.

There was an incident a few years ago where a black family was having a child’s birthday party at a park in...Georgia, I think. During the party a group of white men showed up in pickup trucks with guns and threatened the family. The police came and the white men were sent on their way.

Awesome!