Yeah, he wasn’t “offended” he was making a joke that it’s a shit award. If one don’t think it looks like a vagina, then fine, but, like, that’s just your opinion, man.

Yeah, if that’s the story, that’s pretty dire. I would also say that the people attending these awards should have a healthy sense of humor about themselves and be able to laugh at his shtick. Otherwise - yikes.

OK...what if I know who they are but still don’t know what he’s referring to?

Live Journal merged so gradually into Live Journal Secret Russian Work Camp that I didn’t even notice!

But is Owen Wilson cool enough to drive an El Dorado?

This is perfect. It makes me want to set up a tattoo tent at Coachella that only offers the kanji symbol for “Coachella” - but in reality it says “valley full of assholes”.

You know, Bieber is absolutely an insufferable douchebag in so many ways (SO many). He’s like a worse version of Poochie come to life.

I guess the most surprising thing to me about this is that he isn’t with an entourage, including some black guys paid to dance terribly to make him look better, like in his awesome basketball videos.

What kills me about this is all the halfwit commenters on sports sites saying things like “Martin was a pussy and deserved it! Incognito didn’t do anything wrong!”

Where’s Incongnito’s heartwarming “The Blind Side” style movie?

To me this project only works if the serial killer ends up being Mr. Right.

I’ve seen low budget movies like that. As in - static shot of car pulling into driveway, person shuts off car, gets out, walks into house...

I will also add that the characters who are supposed to be the “likable” ones often engage in reprehensible behavior - like sleeping with a best friend’s fiance (and in this case since the fiance becomes Mr. Right - he’s a cheater, too). The “justification” that the friend was also cheating doesn’t make anything right.

I tried imagining that but my brain got a charlie horse.

It’s for guys who miss convivial, hilarious atmosphere of the middle school locker room.

I grew up near Cleveland and I’m an Indians fan. I’ve agreed with getting rid of the stupid, insulting logo for a long time. I was hope last summer for a visit and it took me two weeks to find an Indians t-shirt that didn’t have that logo on it.

Have the Gators engraved the words from the post-game interview on a plaque yet?

Obviously, good sir, you know nothing about golf. How is the ball supposed to know what to do if no one yells “get in the hole!”?

Primarily it screwed up Erica knowing when McIlroy was yelling for a sandwich.

Can we add this to the American flag, please?