Mmm-hmm. This.

And it’s more or less Mario.

And now, the comedy stylings of Nixon & Agnew!

He could always put a pussy-grabbing hand on the throttle of a Stannah Stair lift...

Who needs Buckley’s when you got a name like Abdulkhaleq??
No, but seriously, this is good news. 

Was that Cate Blanchette?

Yes you can.

Will read this later, but, I’m wondering if people feel like this game has scratched the itch left by PT?

There’s a sticker that says “open” with an arrow. Wouldn’t think the Japanese would need that kind of instruction... and in English...

America, though...

Then what was that pile of white, mushy yet buttery stuff I ate for dinner with my cabbage rolls...

Might as well have been driving a ‘72 Buick Conspicuous.

Oh, lighten the fuck up.

I’ve already had a wank. Thank your mom for those pictures for me, would you?

#notallglitches

Quick! Spin this into an argument about how gravity is patriarchal and ejecting her based on her gender! 

Hmm... a quick Google search has yielded this:

How can personal taste be erroneous? Personally, I prefer Vanille ‘cuz she’s so bubbly and kinda flirty.

Exactly. It doesn’t say anywhere about which party they belong to, and it states that she made an assumption. As much as assumptions can sometimes be correct, we still don’t know. And the receipt is dated the 23rd, so they might have been in town for any number of reasons.

She hot. That what is it.