Why she dressed like a swashbuckling pirate?

Waitaminute...

*Pssst!*

Well, therein lies the problem. To make bacon potpourri, you need to cook bacon until crispy, then, remove excess grease with paper towels. Next, you ______ and enjoy the smell of bacon.

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I mean, look at what ATVs did to Ozzy. Turned him into a babbling, incoherent mess.

They’s from ‘bama. Alabama.

Classic case of the welp, we won’t be doing THAT again’s.

With friends like these,
who the fuck needs cointelpro?
I’m punch-drunk on the sickening cadence of
iron-fists in velvet gloves.
The Cheshire grins.
The crippling Judas kiss to christen thee a sinking ship

You either mean Gollum with a capital G or a golem.

Bad manners.

Twinkies die whenever atoms get around to doing so. I bet they’d still be good outside the space-time continuum.

Luke Skywalker’s mom??

I would suck the shit out of Margot Robbie’s dick.

After all, they eventually grow up to decide just how often they’ll visit in that shitty retirement home where the nurses hit you...

The good news is, she might not notice when you eventually decide to cheat on her.