YUNA SUCKS.

Weak of Blizzard to console those offended by this. She wears burly winter wear, for fuck sake.

BURN THIS WITCH! BURN HIM/HER!

You’re spot on.

I remember those Manhunt talks. Then “Hot Coffee”... Now, people are like, “Manhunt raised some interesting questions about blind obedience and our desensitization of violence” or whatever, and applaud it. And the mods you can put in games today make San Andreas’ naughty bits seem so cartoony and tame by comparison. 

I’m starting to think the world gets a collective hard-on every time there’s some non-thing to get outraged over.

If I only plan on buying one by Fall, should I worry about stock being out by then? I wouldn’t know these things, as I always get “new” consoles well into the “new” consoles lifespan.

Weren’t they sposda come out with USBs that could go in either way?

God damn it...

*unzip*

I think you mean palindrizzle.

Grandma’s Cookies, ftw.

T... is for the way you terrify me

I was never, ever one of those people who called their parents “mommy and daddy”. Even as a kid, it sounded so strange to do that.

World War Twee...t.

I know he’s your president (for the time being, at least...hopefully), but you don’t actually owe him the respect of calling him that. Hell, call him President Tiny Hands.

All the news I’ve read/watched used the word “influenced” in regards to the election. That’s what should be taken away from all this.

Oh, and before you lay into me, I did not vote.

Make them bring back a rare flower that only grows on the top of a mountain to prove they are ready to use your electronics.

I love that guy’s laugh. So infectious.