You forgot Gluten Free

Pepper spray is literally made of the peppers deemed too hot for safe consumption... 

I am 20 and can confirm that my age group is a collection of dumbasses. I voted in 2016 and can’t think of 20 people in my class of 400 that voted too. It is amazing to me that they are willing to put the future of this country in the hands of the very people they are waiting to die off. There’s no logic in that. I…

Brand loyalty is fools gold. I told these fools swearing allegiance to Nike over this that they were being played. Buy a product because you like it, not because of some ad campaign trying to make you think big corp gives a shit about your problems. Nike cares about their money, more of their money, and the rest of…

I am in his district, but I can’t promise we can get him out. Fresno is where the racists went after they got their asses kicked in the Civil War. It’s like fucking Birmingham out here.

Spot on, Damon. But I would like to know who the fuck is letting these Deadspin deadbeats out of the greys?

He was exhibiting characteristics of a black person.

I was not ready for that. Star for you.

I read the title and it said most instead of all, and I immediately began scanning the top photo for the one black guy on the team.

While I want to point out that baby rattlesnakes being more dangerous than adult rattlesnakes is just a myth, that would mess up the analogy. So I got a better one.

The fact that he didn’t get away with killing an unarmed black teenager disqualifies him from the George Zimmerman label don’t you think.

*points at Kobe’s Oscar*

I’ve never eaten at waffle house. I will continue to not eat their nasty ass food. Besides, my mother weaned me off of inferior waffles anyway

I don’t care if the apple is the best looking apple on God’s green earth. If it came from a rotten barrel, IM NOT TOUCHING THAT SHIT.

I, too, live in the Central Valley (Fresno to be exact). It fuckin sucks. When I pass by cops on the road, they’ll just stare at me like they’re disgusted that I exist. I stare back at them these days and should probably move before I get shot.

I’m sure it only exists to replace waterboarding. This should not be real

My simple answer to “why do you hate white people?”

I had a similar ordeal in front of my own house. I was taking the trash out and this white lady walking her dog with her man following close behind came across my house. She began screaming at me, claiming that I was pretending to move the trash cans to try and rob her. She then started calling me nigger and saying…

When I was 8, i knew about the Transatlantic slave trade, Jim Crow, and the war on drugs. My parents did not hesitate to tell it like it is and I think I’m better for it.

or collecting rocks