Sir this is The Root. Jezebel and Splinter are up the road. Also this was funny

No “old town road”? Taylor swift ignored? You call this a list? 

Every time Gene is mentioned, I have to bust this out:

It’s difficult to believe this isn’t a violation of some food safety regulation.

None of those sold out. There’s a difference between seeing a few blog posts about a new sandwich and store managers having to come up with strategies to handle the long lines.

I admire this man’s commitment to provide chicken sandwiches to the hungry masses.

The classic is kind of bland. The spicy is the way to go.

What are you so upset about? 

Popeyes being out of the sandwich is the gods’ way of telling you that you should order a four-piece spicy with a biscuit, red beans and rice, and a lovely beverage of your choice.

All of this is mental bubbleguts.

Also, this will always be funny....

Sometimes my fingers still type out gawker.com and I start crying again.

this is kid’s stuff, tho.

Chill.

Literally no one in the history of money has anyone made as much money as him without selling out and selling out then selling out some more. 

Jay has shown what he about many many many times before. It’s way past time we start believing what we’re seeing.

This makes me think Jay Z and the NFL have been close to partnering for a long time, and that he just had to “wait for this whole Kaepernick thing to blow over” before he could get his dirty NFL money.

Billionaires gonna billionaire I guess.

“I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man!

I don’t remember how much it costs.