I kept thinking there was some obscure golden girls reference I couldn’t grasp. 

I get worried because I have a whole different running joke with my mom that Betty is out here sniping all the elders in Hollywood so she can be the Supreme Old Bitch. So whenever she’s in the news I worry if this is it.

Glaude is spot on...I’ll give the folks at MSNBC some credit for just shutting the fuck up and letting the man speak. More of this, less of the other bullshit.

Performance reviews, performance improvement plans, time sheets, weekly summaries of your work and individual metrics aren’t there to show how important your work is our make things fair. HR only uses that to determine who gets laid off when it’s time because now you’ve been assigned a number of 1-5. Some of you…

I work in HR. Can confirm. We are not your friend.

And the sooner people start calling it what it is... the Human Resources department, the sooner people will understand that the Human Resources department is not working for the humans.

Guessing it would go something like...

That man will never be able to enter a black barbershop again.

HR works for management to protect the company. The sooner people realize this, the sooner you will understand the true role of your HR deparment.

Yeah, with how dangerous cars can be, you’d think we’d make people register them, and get licenses to operate them, and prove they are competent to operate them, and even in a lot of states require inspections to ensure the cars are safe to be on the road.

I. Am. So. Tired.

“We say as a community...that we’re not going to glorify...the gangster.”

We’ll need a follow-up investigation into who exactly is watching Extra.

The joke——->

I was saying it forever, GOOP = POOP. and she is promoting it right, POOSH = TOOCH or TUSH.

Here’s a bit of advice for you. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt”.

Suri’s not really his daughter — she’s just a spiritual being in his daughter’s body.”

Happy for him, but I’m not gonna act like “Old Town Road” is superior to “One Sweet Day”.

There’s a “Songs Of The Summer” chart?