Our election cycle has turned into the worm eating it’s own tail. This is going to be the last article on the 2020 (!!!!!!!) elections I plan to read until it’s 20-fucking-20. That is my new year resolution. I cannot handle two years of this.

It’s always remarkable when someone hasn’t watched the Thing and feels like they can comment on the Thing’s specifics. She fed the crew of many dozens who were putting the event together. You think large-scale events, even utter shitshows, get put together the night before? They were on Exuma for weeks. 

If you watched the documentary you’d be a lot more informed about the reason she lost so much money. Maybe watch it?

Even if this was the meal she had prepared, do you know how much it costs to feed 1000 people for a period of several days. much less weeks? Not just in materials (which are always more expensive on an island) but also in labor? Even if each meal cost $1 per person all-in, and they ate only two meals a day, you’d blow…

A minimum amount of time means a smaller chance of saying/doing something idiotic. Two minutes is about all the time I’d want him to dedicate to MLK.

I’m pretty sure lying to get people’s money for goods/services you have no intention or ability to produce is pretty much the textbook definition of fraud.

It takes an impressive level of stupidity to shout “Build the Wall” at an Indigenous People’s March...

I don’t think Brennan is on a Gary Owen type level regarding having black friends. I feel like Brennan doesn’t talk about getting “invited to the cookout” or any shit like that. If you haven’t you should watch his stand-up “3 Mics”. It’s very revealing and he seems like a good dude who is aware of himself.

I get that people digest content differently based on a million different factors. I get that victims and those close to them (rightly) can’t tolerate jokes about this shit, but... I can’t be the only person who remembers how critical that skit was of Kelly.

It’s multiple individual packets of dried noodles and individual packets of cheese powder. It is definitely not 27 prepared pounds of active mac-&-cheese, edible from the lid opening.

I would say ‘Mexico is going to pay for it,’ obviously, I never said this

I re-read this a few times and now I have suffered an aneurysm

No Kathleen Turner.  That would make me sad.

Pro Tip: You don’t actually HAVE to be suffering from low-frequency hearing loss in order to not hear men’s voices. Just ignore them. When they wave their arms frantically at you, just say “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you! I have low-frequency hearing loss.”

Calm the fuck down, January; we still have a whole year of horror to endure.

It’s been maybe 20 years since I took Accutane, so I don’t really remember about the suicidal thoughts part, but I suppose it’s entirely possible considering tons of medications, even antidepressants cause suicidal thoughts. I believe that the no blood donation was just while you were on the medication, I am allowed…

I guarantee you that every celebrity shilling Proactive ACTUALLY got cleared up by Accutane, and Proactiv gave them a few products to try during that time so that they could “technically” claim it was Proactiv. If you get such drastic results with an over-the-counter medication, you could have just done it with…

As someone with a family member who started on essential oils “for that first discount and some free product trials” but now bombards social media trying to sell the stuff too, this episode hit my wife and I pretty hard, in a funny way, but then also made us sad for said family member.  MLMs are the devil!

Black Panther is a good, very important movie, but it is “just” a superhero movie and within itself never really rose above that bar. Close to, if not the best, Marvel movie and that’s about it in terms of quality.

This is a really odd thing to be elitist about.