I think we are kinfolk... I just read through through all of your STFU’s and I have a smile in my face 😁

America has become an embarrassing, shithole of a society. I am exhausted by the constant, petty fighting. My wish for 2019 is for everyone to shut the fuck up.

I agree with you 100% Maiysha.

COUNTERPOINT

When popcorn just won’t do.

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

Right below the Big Smack.

And to the left of the McFlurry o’Fists.

Glad she defended herself and got in some well placed punches on this asshole’s face.

It’s listed right after the 10-piece McKnuckle.

If you don’t want people to punch you, don’t grab them by the shirt collar and jerk them towards you. If you want them to stop hitting you, let go of the shirt collar.

He’ll be needing that straw now.

Another take:

after the woman generously decided to give her attacker a lifetime supply of Filet-o’-Fist sandwiches.

While I am proud of her for defending herself, I cannot believe the other crew members and managers just stood there and watched her get attacked 🤨!!!! I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager, and was a manager too, and there is no way my 18 year old ass would have stood for that shit, and calmly spoken to a customer tha…

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

/reads title

Because she’s a major star who completely shat the bed on a New Year’s Eve show in a major city, and didn’t even seem to attempt to try not to. It was likely a major event for the people who paid through the nose to spend their NYE there. It’s not just an “off day,” it’s specifically and significantly unprofessional…

I like Tiff but, come on, people paid good money to see her and she didn’t deliver (reading jokes off her iPad? Huh? This isn’t her trying out new material in a hole in the wall joint, WTF)