Robin Thicke wrote, produced, and played on his own shit, and has written for Brandy, MJB, and Brian McKnight.

Perfectly timed right after that whole Offset going Soy Bomb at her show. 

The 40+ hour work week is ridiculous and it’s time it was abolished.

If I were rich I still wouldn’t pay for cbs all access. Wait, you mean it's like Netflix but just for cbs? Fuck that entire thought process, concept and idea. 

Emma Watson tried this same defense too when Beauty and the Beast came out. “But this version is totally not shitty to women because this time Belle stands up to the Beast!”

Yup, Offset’s gone full Robin Thicke...

Last night I was watching America’s test kitchen and they were cooking beef tenderloin and they explained how you SEASON food and why.   These cooking shows are false prophets, letting folk think that a “sprinkling” of whatever right before cooking or during cooking is seasoning.  NO, they said to salt meat/season …

Well, he hasn’t devolved down to Robin Thicke levels of sad clownishness and put out an album. But it’s still early...

Well damn, then. That was quick.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

I’d disagree. I honestly think they’re actual friends.

I think we’re assuming that because we only see them together at official functions, that it’s the only time they spend together, and further, that it’s the only time they want to spend together. But that’s our own biases because, frankly put, we’re normal.

Imagine…

I don’t think they are besties but apparently they like to be around each other when at public functions.  There is nothing wrong with that.  It’s nice to see people acting nice.

Feels like the only person Michelle will legit not fuck with is Trump. Like, I can’t imagine Michelle Obama hating anyone. I’m sure she does because she’s a human being, but I can’t imagine it, and even if she did she’d handle it with such grace and class that you wouldn’t know that she shaded you until you were on…

There are many fine beverages on both sides.

There’s a warehouse where they hand blend teas here, and every year they open their doors so people can come and sample their hundreds of varieties for free. I went last year and ended up finding a ton of new flavors I never would have even considered. I think just based on variety alone, tea over coffee.

Specific teas go well with milk, like Irish Breakfast,which has a bitter snap to it and is best mitigated with milk. Most teas IMO don’t go with milk, especially any less roasted than black tea.

Good tea is not cheap in the least! Lipton, Tetley, Celestial Seasonings, and other trash tea is cheap. High quality, loose leaf tea is generally $25+ per pound, making it similar in price, if not more expensive, than high quality coffee.

That’s why I get my tea for a shop run by an old Chinese gentleman.

When he makes you samples, uses this 2' tall porcelain statue shaped like a dragon.  The cup that holds the water and tea leaves sits in the dragon’s hand, and when it’s time you serve, you give the cup a 1/4 turn and it drains through a spout in the…

NO! You suck! Tea is amazing.

Holy shit, at which garbage dump did Jezebel unearth this blogger? Chalk this up as a failed ‘Hot Take’