Aesthetics mainly.   Plus everybody and their mother has a Miata, why not get a Miata that doesn't look like every other Miata out there?

Add this ProBox to the list of automobiles that looked better before the facelift.

“You Can No Longer Watch Full-Length Formula One Races On Pornhub”

That’s fine. It turns out there is pornography there too.

It’s not that hard: buy new lease, drive for 4 years and never worry about any repair bill. Rinse and repeat.

“She still loves the vehicle (when it works)“

Mercedes divorcing me was the best thing they’ve ever done.

How about:

BMW owner: I am a divorce lawyer.

Jeep owner: I probably need a divorce lawyer.

Tell us you drive a BMW without telling us you drive a BMW.

“The Ultimate Maintenance Machine"

Pretty sure High Pressure Fuel Pump refers to the pressure IT puts YOU in after leaving you stranded for the 5th time?

If you look up Stockholm syndrome in the dictionary, you’ll just find a picture of Mark Riccioni.

I never go through the drive thru window, because I'm afraid I won't be able to roll the window up again. Bmw of course (from personal experience)

Unclear, Jeep or BMW?

The difference between my car and a porcupine ? the pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

I take up two parking spaces.

This was my contribution at the time :)

As someone who’s owned two BMW’s and loves them very much, my response would be:

“You wouldn’t understand”

I added a full lift kit even though I never go over anything higher than a speed bump.