Making a car into what they’ve always wanted... and for some reason selling that very specific car immediately with 8k miles?

Exactly. $110k buys a legit sports car, engineered by professionals to do sports car things.

You mean, Bender Bending Rodriguez?

Very important that it has underglow. Because a car this subtle needs it and if there is automotive trend that will never go out of style, that’s the one. And what is a new engine without a cold air intake to suck hot air out of the tiny engine bay? No self respecting cars and coffee enthusiast would be caught with a…

cannot unsee

We can also pretend that the exposed (and asymmetric) Phillips fasteners are robotic beauty marks or something.

Angry robot chewing on a cigar with just a little sneer to its robotic lips.

I think Mazda has delusions of grandeur. What else actually occupies this premium specific space? Low-end Audis? Infinit, Acura? Perhaps Lincoln and Volvo? I just don’t think most people see Mazda has anything more than a regular Japanese or domestic brand, especially here in California. Unlike a brand like Volvo,…

If you don’t understand why ‘GLB’ is such a terrible name, then you just don’t get it and you’re being insincere, unserious, and... and... something else.

For the officers who have to live with taking a life

Oh, great! Another international incident! Now we’ll be invaded by Dumbrovia!

I’m very glad she’s okay.

I feel like this was written by a 54 year old Karen who drives a white Acadia Denali and is the head of an HoA. Biggest load of complete and utter bullshit nonsense bait-ass post I’ve read on this site in some time. 

It’s like the put clear coat directly on the primer.

Glossy primer is the worst paint trend, they made boring more shiny, huzzah. 

“and as reliable as one can expect...”

I used to sell Buicks. They aren’t as terrible as everyone seems to think, but they are bland as fuck.

I just put new floorpans, Dynamat, carpet, weatherstripping, and a stereo into my 1970 F250 after years of driving around with bare floorboards with fist-sized rust holes in them. It feels like a fucking Bentley to me now! 

Wish the compression on the company’s provided images wasn’t so bad, but from what I can see, it appears to be a pretty clean conversion.