Technical Ultimate Race Deluxe Special

Subaru Has It Together

We can only assume Subaru has no more FUCKS to give at this point.

WRX VAPE: Ventilated Aerosol Phume Edition.

Nah, that’d be the V.A.P.E.S they are releasing next year (Very Amazing Performance Edition STi)

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

Looks like Assimilated Subaru Special.

Knows their audience. 

Vehicle pictured at top is the best one for getting you to the mountains and leaving you stranded.

In this hypothetical fantasy, I’m going to assume that all 6 cost the same and choose the Porsche.

This is great but I have to work right now. I plan to light some candles, put on some mood music, and read this tonight in my pajamas and bunny slippers.

I attempted to hoon a rental spec Charger once. That’s how I learned that “rental spec” is code for the weakest engine option and an automatic transmission that requires you to drop a postcard in the mail to let it know you’d like it to begin initial planning to one day consider a downshift, but only if it wouldn’t be…

So true about the maintenance. At least 75% of rentals I’ve picked up in New England region have windshield wipers that look like a few years past their prime. Absolutely no way some of these budget rental car companies aren’t going to skimp on oil changes if they refuse to replace wipers.

Washington state probably doesn’t allow “BMW parking” either. Hard to own a Bimmer these days.

I think they’ve mostly gotten taller, to where you can’t reach into the bed, and you can’t see over the hood if you pull up next to one. Blame it on big wheels, needed to house bug brakes, needed to one-up the competition in the towing wars.

Before ‘Longer, Lower and Wider’
1938 Ford Fordor Sedan

Not as dramatic as what “full sized” trucks looked like 20 years ago versus today... as in today’s full size trucks make my grandad’s 80's F-150 look like a compact.