“Oh, Christmas is canceled because you just got your three-year-old’s ER bill? I’m so sorry, I can’t even imagine. Literally. Can’t imagine. That’s a thing?” -Canada-brag

Canada-brag should definitely become a new term.

That’s great! But if you work at Target and have a disabled child, good luck with that paid family leave if you need to take her for a doctor’s appointment.

I don’t know, but just last week my co-workers were saying we needed to get a banana costume for the office, “just in case”.

Bowie’s there?

Hell, it looks like part of the problems in Africa and the Middle East are already being fueled by climate change. Serious crop failures, droughts, etc. tend to lead to big social upheaval.

Even ignoring the blatant and unnecessary racism, Bernie has been a respected senator of a reasonably prosperous state for ages. When he stood on the debate stage last night, he may have stuttered and blustered, but he still had the grace to say the email issue was stupid and to shake Hillary’s hand. I’d definitely…

This is ridiculous. If you want to have him spend his precious time apologizing for every racist thing he says, when is he going to find time to be racist?

I know someone who was a princess in Disney World and is currently a Princess in Tokyo Disneyland. I’ve never been so jealous of anyone in my life.

Let’s keep perspective here. This is the same state that is closing 31 DMV locations, citing funding. This disproportionately affects people of color, as the DMVs are in predominantly African-American counties.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

I LOVE Tiana, but I also think Lottie deserves some love. It’s one of those rare female friendships in movies that’s completely supportive and doesn’t include rivalry over a man, despite being set up for that. Lottie’s enthusiasm is totally amazing.

The thought of The Rock doing most things makes me inexplicably happy

But... then you have to, you know, LIVE in Texas! That prospect alone is what keeps me shivering in the cold NorthEast, when I just want to have 80 degree weather year-round.

Hint: Cosmetics are topical applications and some ingredients can be absorbed into the body via the skin.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

When is the last time a women’s sport was covered with the depth and interest that even shitty men’s teams get?

If you haven’t read it already, I highly recommend “Lies My Teacher Told Me” by James Loewen. It holds no punches when it comes to tearing apart the crap job that US history textbooks do.

Even as a seven-year-old, I was so baffled at the drug lyceums my school would have where they claimed that drug dealers hang around the playground, give kids stickers with acid or LSD on them, and then the kids are hooked on drugs FOREVER! My allowance was $1 a week, I could not afford drugs. That’s just a horrible…

While the burning with soup is the obvious issue here and an absolutely fucking unacceptable way to deal with anything as a grown ass person (or as a child)... Can we just agree that people that pull the, “I just had/bought/received/did this here last week,” customers are some of the FUCKING WORST?