The Dark Calibrator works only in the shadows.

Was I the only person that saw Ash immediately? Also, I really should get back to work.

Dude... you just wait for the clamping-onto-your-neck animation and it's back-back-high punch... it couldn't be simpler

"Well, well, well, Mr. Bond. I see you enjoy public transportation."

i heard there was a shortage of pixels in Japan. Maybe she's also an environmentalist?

Thank God this terrifying criminal is off the streets.

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She should have spent that time learning to swim.

I've been saying it for years, and stick by my mentality: Time is only wasted if you say it is. If you're enjoying what you're doing, whether it be traveling to a foreign country, working 14 hours a day, playing video games all day, or sitting and watching paint dry, then more power to you. Don't let people judge you…

The best way to install Atom on Windows is by installing chocolatey and then running ...

First thing that came to mind reading this title:

Or for those with a destructive child. I had a friend lose an iPad to a smashing incident in the back seat when his kid got angry at the game and threw it against the window. $400 iPad and $200-500 window, or a $40-50 activity kit. Which would you rather have demolished?

New Teen Girl Squad or else everyone dies.

How has this not been posted yet?

eh, just fold it back up. it'll be right as rain.

Hey Ultraseven! The 1960s called the police. They want their superhero back!