I'd leave the car, but just steal these dumb looking things.

Because I actually have the gif this time:

✧･ﾟ:* Kotaku, your home for Love and Justice! *:･ﾟ✧

THE PEOPLE WANT PLAYABLE TINGLE, THE PURE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

If there's one character I want to see playable, it's this guy.

Her skirt dispenses bacon

"What's your room number?

We all know that blowing into an NES cartridge is a useless and potentially harmful activity. But why did we still do it, even though it never actually worked? Science has the answer.

Miss Representation

Wow it takes me a hour to Make the guy.

Do they have to wear flower aprons?

You may need to work out a bit more.

Viral marketing for Persona 5.

They actually waved around dildos. It's not like it's going to damage their psyche if they're exposed to sex.

Ash used Crunch. It was super effective.

My wife: "David! Stop licking your plate already!"

No fish is big enough.

This is some kind of weird GIF war. I love it. Please keep GIF fighting.

I saw this expression and immediately thought of Shrek saying "What, Donkey?"

I think there's only one proper reaction to this.