I get the point of the article, but what bothers me the most is how filthy that 3DS is. It almost tells me this person doesn't take good enough care of their electronics.

I see someone watched that West Wing clip.

Didn't you hear? The kid died halfway through the torture session. Turns out he wasn't really an electric type.

Don't use a taser on him!

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

Probably the most forced segue into the plot of any game I've played in recent memory.

You'd be risking bodily harm. Human bones don't handle large objects very well.

Nerf darts! Pew pew.

It creeped me out when I saw it too. I thought it was Slenderman abducting children.

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

Oh yay, it's today's mandatory article about men being assholes in every form of media and women being victims in everything.

You don't realize how horrible 90% of cartoons are until you watch them as an adult. Popeye was full of violence and attempted rape. Tom & Jerry had murder. The Smurfs had a man who wanted to EAT the little blue buggers. Thank god for childhood innocence.

What's wrong with a flip phone? It's a phone. It fits in small pockets. You can drop it without much harm. Obviously Wintour is a woman of sense! (disclosure: I have the exact same phone. :)

I would nominate 'you have to burn the rope'.

In the book Instruction to Deliver by Sir Michael Barber, who was in charge of making the Prime Minister's policies actually work, he made a really good point about meetings I've always stuck to.

I see they found another use for those Xbox E3 event armbands then.

just to be safe, this is a joke right? you know Bic Camera is a massive electronic department store in japan... right?