I got a laugh out of the online banking portion of the list.

If they're going to dedicate a week of news coverage to the issue, they're going to spend the next week replaying the apology as well.

Excuse me, but are you really going to buy all those sweets? You should take better care of yourself.

Okay, that's purty.

Steal the phone while she's sleeping. I always get a jolly from watching people get mad at me for fixing something of theirs that was broken.

At some point I just started regarding all the blogs as a sub-section of a single site called Kinja and am now perfectly fine reading about the iPhone on Kotaku, Tesla Motors on io9, video games on Gawker, etc...

On any iPhone, you can change Siri's speaking language to British English and keep the gender Female. (Settings > General > Siri)

I have heard NOTHING about this! Now I must know all the things!

This is a Shop Contest just waiting to happen.

They'd better make this noise when you go through the entrance.

I believe she likes flowers.

FUCK the secret recipe!

Apple has an official iCloud plugin for Chrome that syncs the bookmarks. Not sure if it syncs anything else.

That picture is excellent. I hope against all hopes that those two do SOMETHING together after the series is over.

"If any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every chicken in this room." I was just rolling on the floor.

They already have... and bowling and darts, it's called Round 1.

As a native Texan, I am sadly speaking from a first-hand account. I blame it on all the damn good Mexican food you can find there.

Chromium is the project Chrome is built upon. It's Essentially Chrome without most of the Google (Default search engine is still Google). This means you have to install Flash and PDF Reader plugins on your own and put up with your system's printer dialog. The trade off is there is no Google analytics, or branding, and…

The best alternative to Chrome on a Mac is Safari. Same WebKit, different wrapper. (At least until Google starts doing its own thing like they promised)

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