Well, most people in Texas would be too obese and/or out of shape to keep up so...

In Japan, this definitely qualifies as terrorism. Him turning himself in is probably the only thing that kept the police from sending half their forces to hunt him down.

Mass Effect reference. A silver orb suspended just above the ground is found in the first and second games if you explore enough. The first one gives you a vision about how prehistoric Earth was being monitored by aliens and the second simply causes a science team to go crazy... But you get to take that one home with…

"Cadet, send a subspace message to the SSV Normandy. Tell Commander Shepard we found another one."

It's the space ship that caused both sides to stop fighting if only for a moment.

No, but the opposite side of the head shows him plastered beyond all recognition. :D

All cats behave like they have permanent star power.

The best part is that he likely already owned the hat and pipe.

...I might have been too subtle with this joke...

Looks like the design of the BTAS Batmobile built on the Tumbler's frame. I like it.

And cheese! Giant wheels of CHEESE!

Oh damn, I think you just made me hate this game.

I hope Fury Sempai notices me today~

...And sold! I am now watching this show.

She should be driving a rocket-powered hoverboard.

Or when Dell installs the effing ports upside down in some of their systems!!!

No more so than mission commanders that look as good as George Clooney.

So was rescuing the Cosmonaut considered charging the mound?

Warning: Category 5 kaiju approaching.