haha MINE TOO. I think I played it about 5 times, teasing him about "where's the baby?" He was so concerned. I'm terrible.

I played this with my cat nearby—she sniffed my tablet the whole time, wanting to know where the hungry kitten was.

Just in case no one does, I'll share the adorable feeding time picture my dad sent me today

I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO MAKE AN ACTUAL "SQUEE" NOISE

There was a picture on the wall of the shrimp. It said, "My babies".

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

Nice turn of phrase there at the end.

Okay. It's long!

The "caught" part: He had asked me to grab his phone and take it to him at work, since he'd forgotten it. It was on my way to my job so of course I did it. I grabbed it and at some point needed the time or something so I clicked it open (pre-password days) and saw a winky-face text from number with a…

My mom was trying to get back in shape after her 4th kid by walking around the neighborhood. She repeatedly saw the same woman walking at the same time as her and so they eventually started up a conversation and became walking buddies. They both talked about their husband and boyfriend, thinking nothing of them…

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...

I have an ex friend who did this to several people. She would befriend the hottest women, and then go after their boyfriends or husbands. I guess it made her feel powerful, in some psychotic way. I flat out told her that I would beat her ass if she ever tried to sleep with my then fiancé, before realizing that I…

So I was living in Israel for a few years (I'm American) and fell in love with a soldier. He had an administrative job in the army so he came home every day. After about a year, he said he felt really guilty about "not doing his part" for the army. That he had a sudden urge to fight for his country and had volunteered…

In college, my boyfriend cheated on me with this girl, we all lived in the same dorm, and she paraded around saying and doing things in front of me that really should have clued me in but I just wasn't a jealous person in general and assumed that if my boyfriend of three months wanted to have sex with someone else he…

Was with him for 7 years, married for 2 — got pregnant after we got married. BUT between the time we married and I got pregnant I was diagnosed with chlamydia. OK, it was an infection — this was 1989 and I was always getting yeast infections anyway...and the doctor didn't really tell me anything other than my partner…

Best revenge? I gave the photos to our fundy grandmother. Michelle has had to relive her sin at every family gathering since.

A friend of mine called his wife while we were in Afghanistan. She was really excited that to tell him that she was eight weeks pregnant. One problem: we had been in Afghanistan for three months. Turns out his wife was kinda bad at math.

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