Welllll.... I don't have any kids, but I do know that my mom (who was an athlete in high school, but didn't really exercise obsessively after that) smoked and possibly drank while pregnant with me and my brother. And this was in the late 80's/early 90's when people had a pretty good idea about the risk. My brother and…

That's what I'm having for Thanksgiving!

This sounds like my family. Last year, I managed to go home for Thanksgiving and after dinner was cleaned up, all these pies just suddenly came out of the woodwork. Just covering any available counterspace. It was amazing.

Well, instead of driving home in a snow storm and trying to make it to 3 Thanksgivings in one day (between my divorced parents and my boyfriend's mom), my boyfriend and I are gonna get tipsy on spiked, spiced apple cider while binge watching all the Thanksgiving episodes from our favorite shows. I'm gonna make the…

BUNDABERG!!!!! I used to visit my dad in Australia every summer and drown myself in Bundaberg. SO GOOD. Then last summer I was doing trail work in Idaho and our crew stopped at some random, middle of nowhere gas station. I walked over to the cooler to grab a drink and OMG WHAT! Bundaberg just chillin like it's no big…

I had a friend who said if she ever ran for president (she works at a Buffalo Exchange now so probably not going to happen anytime soon.), she would create a bill where women would get ration cards for things like tampons and pads. She would've gotten every women's vote, guaranteed.

Haha, I was definitely imagining someone dumping one of those little packets of active dry yeast on their popcorn.

Maybe it's kind of like nutritional yeast? That has a kind of cheesy flavor to it, from what I remember.

Oooooo french fries dipped in a Frosty from Wendy's yuuuuummmmm

Have you ever seen the South Park episode where they make fun of Better Off Dead? It's so sad watching it with other people because they don't get the jokes... :(

omg, remember the boiled bacon....

I find myself to be pretty openminded food-wise. I mean, I ate a pig's eyeball once. But that BBQ pulled tuna would push me to my limit.

No, but that name sounds awesome.

Yeah, and full disclosure, I might've been stoned at the time so it's a good thing at least one of us was clear-headed.

Whaaaat!? I dropped my Furby in a parking lot the day after I got it and it never worked again.... :(

I have the BEST possessed doll story. I even wrote about it my senior year in high school.

I definitely went to Ireland when I was a kid and wandered around talking to fairies.... I also went to a restaurant with a dessert named after me so that was cool! (I have a very common Gaelic name if you're in Ireland but stateside, it's constantly questioned and mispronounced.)

WELL I GUESS THERE GOES MY FRIDAY NIGHT (since I'll be spending it clutching onto my dog in fear since my boyfriend just left for the weekend).

The worst I ever got was, "I HOPE YOUR DAD TOUCHES YOU! If not, I will!" from a gutter punk after I didn't give him the leftovers I was carrying.