God no, then I'll think every play is being challenged.

So will these person be retroactively arrested like the guy who did the lap around Manhattan? Bro's clearly got the footage.

I don't think sand in the joints is a lore reason. I think it may just be your run of the mill practicality kinda thing or just simply showing off his new loot. By the looks of it, his suit is pretty beat up, so why not add a +1 Poncho of Repelling that he looted off of the Androsphinx a few days back.

Snitches get stitches.

Truer words have never been spoken: TOWNIES NEVER FORGET

Even Jaguars fans have more hope.

BEARS CAN WALK BACKWARDS!?!?

as a former resident of the red neck boonies, i can assure you: tractor pulls are fucking awesome.

have the teams been notified for sure? Cause otherwise it's shenanigans that they're announcing after the trade deadline.

There's an abortion joke somewhere in that last sentence.

what so no using cell phone headsets anymore?

I can't find a Billy Madison .gif, but it would go here.

hahaha, my ex literally made a batch of cookies for me one time after I bonded with one of her friend's boyfriends at an event her stupid sorority was putting on.

Wait....even the microphone has changing display ads? WTF!?!

haha, roomers. what a great place. no players club though.

well DC and MD are apparently considering trading the new stadium for the new FBI headquarters, putting the FBI in Beltsville and the new stadium downtown.

yeah, i used to be religious about it- get home at 6, watch sportscenter, watch PTI and Around the Horn on DVR, then watch the 11pm sportscenter. Now the only time i turn to ESPN is when it's MNF or when the Nats are on ESPN instead of MASN.

yeah, especially on the higher difficulty settings the AI does some weird shit, like declare war on you despite long histories of research, trade agreements, and alliances. Seemingly completely at random. it's a big WTF? Then they go and randomly sue for peace. It makes little sense.

file that last one under the "huh, didn't know we actually had to cover that" folder. Usually they just finish up the off field training with "Don't be Ray Lewis." it's worked for 13 years....

seriously. sometimes i would even microwave them for a couple of seconds to make more delicious sugar water.