I'm not sure what look of disbelief is better, Span's or Freeman's.

His throwing has been a real adventure ever since his error in the play-in last year. One of the best arguments for Freddie Freeman getting MVP talk is the fact that he has to catch routine tosses from Dan Uggla 10 or more times a night.

The Good, The Bad, And The Uggla

yeah.

Reporter: Do you feel like you're ready to lead this team this season?

I don't need a judge or jury to tell me that Clinton Portis' head is seriously fucked up.

Say what you want, I think it's sweet that the Steelers have defensive players the same age as Dick LeBeau to make him feel more comfortable.

So I have to deal with that, and your mind is all over the place.

. . . Rodriguez, who recently bulked up his legal team . . .

Sometimes it'll bubble up between my genitals and my thigh fat. And lemme tell you: it's ENTHRALLING. It's like being tickled by a masseuse.

Have you ever farted so hard that it came up the front of your pants? I can't be the only one who this has happened to.

including hockey

They replaced cool ones like these

You can tell Redick is putting his Duke education to use. Many players wouldn't think to build in the player option after a year.

He refused a breathalyzer test, and was taken into custody.

Too soon. A pox upon this joke.

Does this count?

Girl: So, Mark. Truth or dare?

Bartolo Colon would like a word with you over by the dessert bar.