advanceddorkness
Advanced Dorkness
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American animation as a whole took a dive during the 60s, and it took about 30 years to recover.

So the Looney Tunes shorts have always been glorious, madcap insanity.

So we in 1942 now?

I fucking hate this country. I hate it.

Hopefully dead somewhere in a ditch.

Okay, top republicans. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. ABOUT. VIDEO GAMES! Stop using them as a scapegoat for your shitty gun laws. They have no more effect on people than a violent movie, or violent books. You fucking brainless ghouls.

True. Even that one nerdy girl with the glasses who works for the college paper is really pretty.

In other news, water is wet.

Just be glad they’re still making them at all. For a while, Teen Titans Go was the only one being produced.

Too bad Swamp Thing practically died in utero.

God, can you imagine how lucky we would have been if Trump’s grandfather had actually gone back to Bavaria? We probably wouldn’t be in the mess were in now.

With each passing day, the ending to Alan Moore’s Miracleman feels more and more like an America I’d actually want to live in.

unless you claim to be White and All Alt Right

This Friday, some inbred jack off told my mom to go back where she came from at her doctor’s appointment and started ranting about people like her not knowing how to speak English. Even though she was speaking English the whole time. And she’s African American.

Don’t forget Omarosa, Stacey Dash, and Herman Caine.

For a second, I honestly thought this was an Onion headline.

Okay, so first off, this article is from last year. Second, the actual case is far less serious; it was basically an awkward misunderstanding between the two that led to an uncomfortable date, but no actual misconduct. And last but not least, I think it’s pretty cheap how this site brings up old articles like this for

Caught with marijuana? Career-ender.

Haven’t these people ever heard of that one Cinderella movie where Brandy was Cinderella, and the cast was ethnically diverse? You had a black girl and a white girl as the ugly stepsisters, and a white woman as the wicked stepmother, for starters. The King was white, the Queen was black and played by Whoopi Goldberg,

I don’t even think it’s been a day since the casting was announced. Damn, white people.