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Much like Thanos, the white tears over this were inevitable.

Okay...I think we’re starting to take this too far.

Unfortunately, in this poop smearing analogy, the people running the country aren’t the adult in the situation. They’re the kids who play “grown-up” in mommy and daddy’s best suits, smearing even more poop everywhere.

“none of us who are currently living are responsible”

I just wish Trump, Mitch McConnell, and the rest of his administration would die already. Just do humanity a favor a favor and fucking die.

You forgot to put quote marks around the word Christian. Because these people are not Christian, no matter what they say.

Hell, American history tends to gloss over the fact that Nazi Germany was inspired by American racism. They even said as much.

Well, damn. Guess I won’t be jamming to “Justified” or “FutureSex/LoveSounds” anymore.

Justin’s in on it too?!

Whelp, I guess that’s another addition to the growing list of famous people that have gravely disappointed me over the last few years.

“Re-Elect Trump in 2020: Keep America Great!”

Yeah, I’m waiting for that hard reboot. I remember how good it felt to watch Spider-Man Homecoming after being subjected to those Andrew Garfield movies.

It’s like they weren’t even trying.

So he can plot out a video game, but not his last two books.

That scene too. It honestly breaks my heart that the main X-Men films are so terrible. Good riddance.

I’m just gonna take a wild guess that this movie does little more than pay lip service to all of that.

What’s especially damning is that this is the same guy who wrote Last Stand, Apocalypse and friggin Fant4stic.

The Deadpool movies have the best live-action X-Men costumes I’ve ever seen. They’re gorgeous.

And then there’s the scene where Colossus is fighting the Juggernaut. Or the scene in the first Deadpool where Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead are boarding the X-Jet, and Warhead points out that the school blows up every other week.

I remember thinking First Class being set in the 60s was meant to be a nice nod to the original comics. But, silly me, I was giving Fox way too much credit.