Too bad Swamp Thing practically died in utero.

I heard they left him out because there were already a lot of characters in that movie, which is understandable.

From Cottonmouth, to the Prowler, to Blade. A perfect evolution, consisting entirely of great roles.

“Cobra LALALALALALALALALALALA!”

Except ScarJo. They could have gotten someone better for Natasha.

Teaser: She’s wearing her classic jester outfit in this show! Awesome!

YES! Yes to that!

For real, tho. I didn’t even know who Tom Holland was, but the second I saw his face I was like “that’s Peter Parker. That is a real life Peter Parker”.

God, can you imagine how lucky we would have been if Trump’s grandfather had actually gone back to Bavaria? We probably wouldn’t be in the mess were in now.

With each passing day, the ending to Alan Moore’s Miracleman feels more and more like an America I’d actually want to live in.

unless you claim to be White and All Alt Right

This Friday, some inbred jack off told my mom to go back where she came from at her doctor’s appointment and started ranting about people like her not knowing how to speak English. Even though she was speaking English the whole time. And she’s African American.

Don’t forget Omarosa, Stacey Dash, and Herman Caine.

Well, in that case I’m psyched for Thor+Valkyrie+Female Thor.

It’s absolutely pitch perfect casting. You just read it and go “well shit, DUH!”

I hope this doesn’t mean Chris Hemsworth’s out as Thor.

I must say, going from Cotton Mouth to motherfucking Blade himself is a serious upgrade.

“New MCU announcement....”

Very true. And then it’s also a matter of “why read modern stories that are wildly uneven in quality when you can read the classics that people love, like Frank Miller’s Daredevil?” Like you said, in the classics, you certainly don’t have to worry about Dr. Light suddenly becoming a rapist (God, Identity Crisis was a…

For a second, I honestly thought this was an Onion headline.