Aw, that’s kinda lame. Though with the Eternals I can at least understand since that’s like a race of people that have been around thousands years (granted, I don’t know much about them. They’re extremely obscure, even compared to the pre-MCU Guardians of the Galaxy).

Unfortunately, in this poop smearing analogy, the people running the country aren’t the adult in the situation. They’re the kids who play “grown-up” in mommy and daddy’s best suits, smearing even more poop everywhere.

“none of us who are currently living are responsible”

I get the power of movie magic will inevitably transform this guy into a chiseled beefcake a la Chris Pratt, but the guy they got to play He-Man looks like some kid you’d see skateboarding in the school parking lot.

Kinda sad that Black Widow didn’t get a movie until she died.

I just wish Trump, Mitch McConnell, and the rest of his administration would die already. Just do humanity a favor a favor and fucking die.

You forgot to put quote marks around the word Christian. Because these people are not Christian, no matter what they say.

Hell, American history tends to gloss over the fact that Nazi Germany was inspired by American racism. They even said as much.

And Jean turning to Dark Phoenix is “the Snap” moment of that story!

Well, damn. Guess I won’t be jamming to “Justified” or “FutureSex/LoveSounds” anymore.

That’s what I mean they. They’re so determined to not make a Batman show they they’re outright turning other characters into Batman. Green Arrow is not Batman. Sure he has similar gimmicks (and was originally created as a knock off), but he’s basically a friendly, laid-back hippy. I would have liked to see a show…

Yeah, but Titans sucked ass.

Yeah, but it’s not like they’ll be making any more Superman movies anytime soon. And even if they did, I don’t need a show about Superman’s high school teacher, or the adventures of Batman’s uncle’s accountant. So you can cut it out with the sarcasm (“next question”).

Just seeing promo pics of that show pisses me off. Like, Warner Bros. is so hellbent on not making a Batman show that they’ll try and turn Alfred into Batman. All because they only want Batman in movies. 

Justin’s in on it too?!

Whelp, I guess that’s another addition to the growing list of famous people that have gravely disappointed me over the last few years.

Damn it, why can’t we just get a good show about Batman and a good show about Superman? Enough with all these weird, crazy spin-offs.

A show about Superman’s great grandfather before Krypton’s explosion I could not give less of a fuck about.

Wow, seems like Sony’s making quite the turnaround.

I mean, your quote sounds exactly like something executives would say and do.