“Re-Elect Trump in 2020: Keep America Great!”

Yeah, I’m waiting for that hard reboot. I remember how good it felt to watch Spider-Man Homecoming after being subjected to those Andrew Garfield movies.

It’s like they weren’t even trying.

So he can plot out a video game, but not his last two books.

That scene too. It honestly breaks my heart that the main X-Men films are so terrible. Good riddance.

I’m just gonna take a wild guess that this movie does little more than pay lip service to all of that.

What’s especially damning is that this is the same guy who wrote Last Stand, Apocalypse and friggin Fant4stic.

The Deadpool movies have the best live-action X-Men costumes I’ve ever seen. They’re gorgeous.

And then there’s the scene where Colossus is fighting the Juggernaut. Or the scene in the first Deadpool where Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead are boarding the X-Jet, and Warhead points out that the school blows up every other week.

I remember thinking First Class being set in the 60s was meant to be a nice nod to the original comics. But, silly me, I was giving Fox way too much credit.

“C’MON! IT’S F*CKING 2019, LET THIS NIGHTMARE END.”

I disagree with several of these.

While the Doom Patrol characters do angst about their problems a lot, they do go on adventures, and even though they don’t want to be superheroes, they still save people and actually get shit done. And the show isn’t overly serious and try-hard edgy (even though Cliff swears a lot). Titans feels like it was written by…

Dude, Titans pissed me off. So much potential, and they utterly wasted it. Instead of the show we were promised (a series based on the Teen Titans comics), we got a slow, meandering, dour, joyless, gray-toned slog, where the characters barely resemble themselves (in personality nor appearance), and spend the whole…

The Hobbit movies definitely.

I pray there’s never a direct sequel.

Shit, do they got that Aaron McGruder money?

Excuse me? I wouldn’t say better. White performers just kind of took over.

I think Rock music is one of the biggest and most successful acts of cultural appropriation in history. Rock music was ours. We created it. And they stole it from us. To the point that now, most black people consider rock music to be “a white thing”, even though it really isn’t. It’s beyond fucked.

It just needs to be re-written when we don’t have total psychopaths running the country.