It’s been so long now. Maybe Obama was never president. Maybe I only dreamed he was.....

It’s astounding just how far gone he is as a person.

It makes me sick how plausible this is.

I’m just worried that one day Sony will end their partnership with Marvel and snatch Spider-Man back up again, especially with the success of Venom and Into the Spider-Verse.

This sounds legitimately awesome.

It’s a shame Tezuka never finished that series.

I’m getting really tired of all this bullshit with character rights. Remember when you didn’t have to worry about Marvel excluding your favorite characters from merchandise over film rights?

The Spider-Man characters are conspicuously absent, which is odd.

No Spider-Man? What the hell?

No Spider-Man? What the hell?

If it happens again, I’m only reading Miles Morales from now on.

Yeah, he’s not Joe Quesada. Or Dan Slott for that matter.

Are you fucking happy now, Jenny McCarthy?

Welp, 2019's off to a great start.

I hate this show’s schedule so damn much. And I hate Cartoon Network.

The CW shows are ambitious, but the writings just not there. It’s kinda bad a lot of times, even though the writers are clearly fans of the comics. It’s like Vampire Diaries filtered through the DC Universe.

That’s not Superboy and Stargirl at the formal event. That’s Dick Grayson and Artemis.

making us have to wait two weeks to find out what the hell happens next, instead of just one.

Who was asking this? What made Pottermore think anyone wanted or had to know this?

Okay. That’s it. I’m done.