I dreamed last night I was in Pinwheel Manderly again...

Pinwheel Manderly! Perfect

And then a lifestyle blog called Pinwheel Manderly or something else equally asinine.

Eleven police officers have been shot in Dallas, and four killed. It is good and right for Jezebel to cover the shooting deaths of persons of colour by police in detail: that they receive personal, detailed attention in the media that they were denied in life. And yet I think that the deaths of these police officers…

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

Too much of a good thing.

It’s ridiculous. Still pro-Bernie, will vote for Hillary here. Elizabeth Warren could’ve endorsed earlier, and I think she treated both Bernie and HRC very well by not endorsing up to this point. But it’s totally done now. Sanders knows it’s done, and is pivoting against Trump. Of course she was going to endorse the…

I felt like I was looking at a her circulatory system.

Bethenny has lost me completely. She has become screechy and humorless, and I am so sick of her self-righteous rants that I actually found myself yelling, “shut the fuck up already” at my TV last night. As for Carole, she has become the human embodiment of Eeyore cloaked in an array of Forever XXI sweaters.

It’s pretty amazing stuff regardless whether you supported Bernie or not. The Democrats are showing (and changing) the face of politics and now after a mixed-race President, we’ve gotten a female Democrat nominee. What’s equally exciting is how Bernie’s ability to rally young voters and make income inequality and…

My absolute favorite part of the show:

I made it nice!!!!

I was watching this episode with my dad and turned to me and went: “I have that tea. It’s mostly chamomile.”

I’ve been keeping a daily journal for nearly a decade, including a several breakups, and my personal experience agrees.

I think you’re missing the point.

No matter who comes to Depp’s defense Jezebel is going to make them seem like they’re unreliable. If these security guards backed up Heard’s story instead Jezebel would treat them as the most reliable sources on the planet.

Someone turned down Blake Shelton’s marriage proposal.

He’s already been featured! He tweeted about it. of course as a non-millennial he was confused. I think he said “I was called words!”

When she first joined RHONY, they made a big deal about the Home in the Berkshires, like Dorinda was going to be this classy Dame. But after watching her slur her way thru a couple of seasons, I think her late husband may have been Eliza Doolittling her. But he didn’t make it past the horse race.

Yes, the deck in Below Decks is a holodeck and VPR stands for Vulcans Promoting Robots