That’s the point of FML. Pick the three most disgusting HW boyfriends and die laughing watching you decide whether you want to boink a troll or marry a doughboy.

Fuck Marry Kill: Dorinda’s boyfriend, Nene’s husband, Aviva’s Ex, Harry.

Kids, kids…please quit your blubbering.

If people miss seeing gigantic monstrous whales, they can always watch them shopping live at Walmart.

I like posting photos of my boyfriend with his eyes half shut and mouth hanging open and tagging him “Baby Huey” or “Corky” or “Paul Blart, Mall Cop.”