On the bright side, Radiohead is disappearing.

Who?

To me we should be counting down the days to the eventual destruction of the earth. I’ve never been a doomsday person but I’ve turned into one this past year. I am so happy that I don’t have kids and just hope to god I’m free of this earth by the time the shit goes down. IRL I’m charming, I swear. But the more I hear…

Your want to fuck Dorinda’s boyfriend?! I’m surprised Dorinda wants to, frankly.

Lisa Rinna and her hairdresser had a conversation in which it was suggested perhaps Yolanda has Munchausen. And then:

“a child is not a christian child, not a muslim child, but a child of christian parents or a child of muslim parents. this latter nomenclature, by the way, would be an excellent piece of consciousness-raising for the children themselves. a child who is told she is a ‘child of muslim parents’ will immediately realize…

You are not alone. It’s like watching a chihuahua yapping at a Rottweiler through a fence knowing nothing will really happen.

Oh my god, all this has me laughing SO hard! I’m a female sit-to-wipe-er and the idea of standing is crazy to me! I’m dying in my office at these comments!

Just by reading the title of the thread I knew that Jezebel commenters were going to be outraged. So predictable. Clueless liberals and a lot of feminists have indeed given up on this issue because it’s easier to throw women under the bus than to deal with the fact that a religious minority is shitty and backward in…

But where is Dermot Mulrooney.

But where is Dylan McDermott.

Eileen is the most boring. She has to go.

You misspelled Jax.

It’s the kind of braid I used to have to do up my horse’s mane in for dressage shows. She hated it.

That’s a lot of braids.

Not at all - you’ve evolved to see how self-absorbed & devoid of redemption the characters are.

It was basically a PG-13 Girls 1.0.

Wow, $5 won’t even buy a replacement Manolo heel tap :)

Cary Elwes is really Jon Benet Ramsey.

The best part of this is how in the still image for the video, that lady in the background looks like “Stop talking stop talking stop talking oh my fucking god just stop talking right now goddamnit Cheryl.”