Jeezus. Now I am totally confused. Maroney. Mulrony. McDermott. Dylan’s, Dermott’s and Cookes’s. Which is which?

The worst one was Skipper. Man, they really did Miranda short shrift.

I did it.

It’s almost an achievement how aesthetically unappealing they’ve made those roses.

In my opinion, these sorts of flower arrangement- flower spheres, flower cubes, flower cylinders - are impractical and ugly. You can’t put them in a vase and they lack the aesthetics of a proper mixed flower arrangement. I agree that they are ridiculous, but what makes them beautiful to you?

I don’t understand the Kardashian Wests and their weird walls/giant spheres of roses. Are they enjoyable to receive? Where do you put them? How long do you have to pretend you like the unnecessary giant flower obstacle?

Catalina update!

Sean Mendes is not the director married to Kate Winslet, I know that much.

 Oh what a tangled web we weave when Baldwins endeavor to breed.

That’s damned cool. My plan for waking up on fire is to strip the pillowcases off the bed and hope the cats don’t claw a major artery as I stuff them inside.

Because she needs them to blow the pot smoke out of her apartment.

As someone who divorced, not having to have a weekly or monthly interaction regarding the very stressful topic of money would be worth the one time payout...

Yea but doxung someone over the Internet to your legion of fans isn’t the way to go. I would imagine she’s been to the board and is frustrated, but what good does she expect from this?

It’s really such a dick move to keep someone’s dead dad’s guitar, I honestly can’t believe it.

I wanted to be Louis too! I love that movie. OK I wanted to be Sydney.

My dream was to live on a farm with as many dogs as I could. I didn’t have any career goals or dreams of being *something*. I just wanted to rescue a shitload of dogs!

I finally found my true calling at 36. Always planned on being a journalist or English teacher. Now I’m a librarian.

I stuck with my plan, but I had a real crisis about it at one point. I was a creative type, thinking I could hack it as a writer or a singer, but that law school would be a good fallback. It became clear during college that I wasn’t as good at writing or singing as I thought. So I went to law school. When the time…

Yep, and people are STILL all up in her comments with “omg I want one.”