She could probably bond with it, but it will always be bitey and smelly.

Everyone loves a good mad scene. Thanks for the reminder.

As an opera lover, I suggest making your first experience something easy to follow and flashy to watch, like La Boheme or La Traviata or Turandot. Base your trip around what you want to see, rather than when you want to be in the City, and sign up for a backstage tour the day of the performance. Live, unamplified…

Seriously! I feel like people who seem really outgoing and friendly often suffer from anxiety. Because 1) those are totally unrelated things but, also, 2) sometimes you get really anxious about not being friendly or nice enough and then hurting people’s feelings. Sometimes it’s a symptom of anxiety rather than…

As someone who has anxiety that at times has crippled my life, I’m actually really surprised and appreciative of Ryan Reynolds speaking about his severe anxiety. “But you don’t seem like that type of person!” Is something I hear all too often of people trying to dismiss or diminish my struggle with anxiety. You have…

“Jay says the pair met on Christian Mingle in an interview with No Jumper in March and comments on the possibility of having a baby. “I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that…

Aidy Bryant got married over the weekend, and her shoes slayed.

This is so cute! I might just copy you :)

Go to an actual piercing shop! That’s the most important thing.

Dang Gigi is only 23? It feels like she’s already been in the spotlight forever.

I bought a ticket to see Janelle Monae on tour before I saw her tweet re: Kanye. Now I am even more happy to see her live!

Pie!! Miss Simone arrived today!! Congrats on your sweet baby!!!

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

Orion and I are sorry to hear you are having such a rough time. We hope things get better for you soon.

He was Ada Lovelace’s dad! (This is my fave Byron fact).

I was in engineering too. Stay with your company and you’ll get 2%-3% raises every year. Move to a different company and get a 20%-30% pay hike.

Same. I have no desire to survive the apocalypse.

Also:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/28/theater/beetlejuice-musical-washington-broadway.html

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

Jezebel never learns. March Madness always ends up in people choosing sensible but banal options. Remember when missionary style won the sex one?