That is what I mean! I don’t think Kinja has a DM function? Old skool Gawker did, and I miss it. Anyhoodles, the title of my first novel is Once a Duchess. I have eight out in total. Regency era, sex scenes, feminism. I highly recommend Elizabeth Hoyt’s Maiden Lane series. Erica Monroe’s Rookery Rogues series is…

What subgenre(s) do you like? If you’re into historicals, a la Courtney Milan, I can keep the recommendations coming all day. Those are my colleagues! There are a great many witty, sexy books with strong heroines and worthy heroes.

Gosling made the right call. If he’s going to do a contract, it should be with Gucci (though Harry Styles pretty much has that locked up), Tom Ford (who says he doesn’t do contracts, but gimme a break) or Salvatore Ferragamo — Gosling has actually worn the latter enough times on red carpets that it’s assumed he was…

That’s why I think the people burning their football jerseys are hilarious. THOSE THINGS COST SO MUCH MONEY!!! Unless you’re stealing them, you’re only benefiting the NFL

I imagine a barista looking up with a bored look, and thinking “whatever, dude... I still get paid the same shit wages no matter what you call yourself.”

That’s where the spelling “t-rump” comes in handy.

My crazy religious brother in law has moved on from just cups to firmly and loudly stating while in line at Starbucks/ Tim Hortons that coffee is the opiate of the masses and that if you loved Jesus you wouldn’t drink it.

I though for sure Blake Lively and good for her for learning to act.

Also literally giving them money. “This corporation made us unhappy! Let’s teach them a lesson by buying lots of their products!”

His opposition is hilarious when you consider that men’s inability to be empathic and sympathetic as well as the outright refusal to adjust to a modern workforce that is predominantly about care giving are exactly why their unemployed asses are getting left behind and women are taking over.

Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

A conservative street artist

Kimmel will be laughing all the way to the bank from posters.

I think it’s Blake Lively. And she was probably a teenager then. And I hate myself for caring about celeb gossip in the midst of all these horrors.

Regardless of whether or not one thinks (based on their viewing of Making a Murderer) that Mr. Avery killed Ms. Halbach, it is more than clear that he did not get a fair trial. I know that I shouldn’t be, but I’m astounded that injustice has once again prevailed.

I think he sprained a scarf.

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I have been looking for this glorious social media gaffe to show up on Jezebel today because it has consumed my life. So. This happened to NPR. Someone meant to post something to his personal page, but he posted it to the NPR page. The problem is that this happened yesterday, and it’s been such a shitshow of a couple…

I’ve gotta guess it’s Avatar you don’t like, since...

No amount of legislation will prevent a woman hellbent on getting her hands on an abortion from getting an abortion.