OMG - chin up! It can get better!

I think about that all the time. All. The. Time. Also, the fact that my dad is still here to experience all the shit parents like (and dislike) to experience with their offspring, while my mum only got as far as the petulant young adult who chucked in a law school scholarship to fuck off to the other side of the world…

I think everyone has issues with at least one parent. My mum could be a royal pain in the ass, but we were still very close and I miss her dearly. However, my dad is another story. Maybe it’s because he brought me up almost single handedly for the first 15 years of my life due to my mum being married to her job, maybe…

Yes but to be fair, that’s the case for most everyone. They don’t quite care until it affects them.

Yes! Some really awesome artists I’d never heard of. Such a great podcast.

I wish I had a link, but they met at an awards show on the heels of his breakup from Cameron Diaz. He started chatting her up and Cameron pitched a bitch fit in public, but there was nothing she could do, because these two wanted to have bland sex and have a baby they could give a bland name to, and then open a bland…

i haven’t asked him about it. i’m not sure if he likes it. it’s okay but not great, it’s black ink, no color. it’s also a school picture of me that i hate so i don’t think i could ever like it lol. i maybe asked him why when he first got it, but i can’t remember his answer. he probably felt like he was losing me…

The Josh Abbott Band’s guitar player suddenly became very supportive of gun control: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2017/10/02/i-cannot-express-how-wrong-i-was-country-guitarist-changes-mind-on-gun-control-after-vegas/

holy shit drake and i have something in common! my dad got a tattoo of my face on his arm during his midlife crisis when i was about 17. he didn’t tell me he was gonna get it, we were at the grocery store in the check out line and he said “look what i got” and lifted up his shirt sleeve. i nearly passed out.

I heard Trump also got tattoos of his sons, one on each flabby ass cheek. Remarkably, it improved their looks. You don’t want to know where Ivanka’s is, neither does she. He drew Tiffany himself on a gum wrapper and Barron’s off the hook because he forgot about him.

You know, I’ve never got the whole JTL and JB relationship. I never saw a chemistry between them (ok, like I’ve get that I’ve never met them), but their relationship seemed off to me. I also heard that there were problems before they even got engaged. Anyway, whatever, good luck to them but color me not surprised.

Those aren’t pearls, those are Sean Spicer’s teeth.

This is so spooky. I’m literally sitting here listening to my dad wrote a porno and scrolling Jezebel....AAAH

“I am not gorgeous and I never was, but I was always OK looking and I’m keen to stay that way,” Mirren told The Daily Mail, wrongly, in the course of announcing the partnership.

I love that line, although I only have one of the mascaras. Used some of the skin care, that was also excellent. Enjoy!

I moved all of the other plants outside for summer- Vera is all alone on the Star Wars side of the office. If I talk to her or fuss with her too much she shrivels a bit. I leave her alone and she grows like a maniac. Point taken, you anti-social succulent.

Ahhhhh so there’s a reason!

It was amazing and probably amazingly terrible for us haha. Worth it! When in doubt, broil more cheese lol.

My fetus has a heartbeat and I haven’t puked since Monday!