I’ve gone to work late because it was on HBO at like five in the morning.

Sorry! I saw it before the update. Thanks so much!

Oh, she does have an attorney. But she doesn’t have the kind of cash litigation would cost.

Lloyd’s would have made Kanye undergo a complete medical exam (probably including psych) before issuing such an enormous completion bond. But sick isn’t always predictable, and while his claim is legitimate, show business can be brutal about accommodating such things.

Megan Fox cannot act her way out of a paper bag, but everything I’ve read about her paints her to be a very good person.

Guess who is now the owner of this window and the world’s largest house key?

Things my dad taught me:

Exactly!

I quote this move with my sisters all the time. This one, legally blonde, and my big fat greek wedding.

I think that everyone is connected to someone who thinks they have invented something that already exists. I’ve had a couple friends who have quietly pitched ideas to me only to have me take out my phone and show them that it already exists.

I occasionally refer to chicken as tuna of the barnyard and my husband and son have no idea what I mean as I laugh at how funny I am.

You know what, I think Jessica Simpson is kind of delightful. She is living her best life, away from her creepy dad with her beautiful blonde babies designing clothing that is not at all awful.

Snakes in the Plains.

While I am loath to defend Kim K, fuck off dude. As a photographer, I can attest the lighting ring has been around for years.

My sister is a corporate attorney for some companies you’ve heard of. She told me, “can’t stop getting sued” is part of those businesses’ budgeted expenses.

I have a few of their Audacious lipsticks and they’re nice, but slippier than I like. I DO really really like their older lipstick, esp the semi-sheer ones (I’ve got Gypsy and Manhunt and a third I can’t recall - LOVE). But man the Powermatte is just a SUPER formula.

I LOVE Nars’s lipsticks, I’ll have to try the Powermatte liquid! I’ve been using Nyx’s Lip Lingerie for the nude lip look, since I normally wear bold colors. It was an affordable way to try out a new color/style but the stuff does not last.

I cut off all my hair and I have never been so in love with a short haircut.

Okay everyone I’ve never posted on these SNS but I need some advice since I have like nobody to talk to about this.